Not that you care, as long as your pets were left out of it
7 June 2021: Finally got around to updating the latest thing again._
5 June 2021: Setting up a Bandcamp artist account. Yes, you heard that right.
25 April 2021: Who's a lazy bugger then! Last night's set had technical issues so I won't upload it.
27 February 2021: The two latest mixes are now up.
19 February 2021: Finally updated this site. O happiness and joy and explosive rectal bleeding.
Aside from being a perfectly normal freak...
The tl;dr version: The Cranky Rabbit has been "doing things to music" since 2011, streaming online from his Paraparaumu, NZ home. Delighting mostly in house, dance, and what he calls 'pub-pleaser' pop and rock, with musical tastes 'deformed' by Radio Massey in 1990, you can expect some surprises in his sets!
Seriously though, I'm an aspiring DJ of some forty-
eightnine summers, ready and intent on getting out of the bedroom and into the party. Or pub. Ears opened to a wider range of music than supplied by commercial radio in 1990, thanks to Massey University's student radio station (Radio Massey &emdash; Gordon Dinosaur Lives!), my tastes tend to the wonderfully weird and interesting. And, naturally, I want to share them with you. Aided by an HP laptop*, a +2 Numark Mixtrack Pro II of Sturdiness, and a Novation Launchpad which insists on remaining anonymous, I'm ready to do just that.
As well as sets of dance music, or that pop-rock mix I call 'pub-pleaser', I have also presented sets of Latin American music, jazz, metal, trance, and a few other styles. My mixing tends to the basic crossfade, loop and EQ work - 'A good DJ shuts up when the music's speaking' - but I'm not a jukebox.
Current goals include producing my own tunes, improving skills, saving up for improved DJ kit (with lights and speakers and everything!), and retaining my remaining sanity.
*Penny the Unexpectedly Musical Netbook is retired but lurks in the wings, just in case.
Something to upset everyone, rest assured
What styles do I play? Well...
Trance, EDM, club, electro and tropical house... Cranky's been spinning this every week Saturday evenings. Now exploring drum and bass, downtempo and glitch from places like SUBBASS and Adapted Records. If that's too energetic I'll throw some chill in there for ya.
Ahh... where it all began. Radio Massey 1990, so expect a mixture that could go from rockers like AC/DC and Accept to NZ tunes from Split Enz, The Chills or Chris Knox, and Eurythmics, ABC and even... Disco!
All the oldies! Rock around the clock in blue suede shoes before you have to hit the road Jack.
Some of my favourite stuff to listen to. Latin salsa, or African tunes from Wodaabe band Etran Finatawa, Middle East and Asia... let's explore.
My tastes tend to be eclectic. Well out there indie and alternative? Hardcore punk? Heavy metal? Christmas music from hell? Yeah, I've probably got that.
You may need to book in advance. To complain about the noise.
Every Saturday night, I'm streaming the tunes in Second Life at The Ark, Quarabia, and have done for well over five years. Normally electronic dance music, but sometimes I change theme. As it's an adult furry venue, you'll need an adult verified SL account. Or you can wait for the set to be uploaded to Mixcloud.
Making music is harder than it looks.
Beach Musings is a laid back chiller I made for a Cymatics contest. I didn't win, thanks to Instagram stripping the sound out of the video for no obvious reason.
Knock Me Your Lobes is my best release so far. A weird thing I think of as "Beatnik House", with snatches of Lord Buckley and other beats. We're all bongo drums in here.
The follow up is this oddball drum and bass Beat thing I call Mad Pad. The cover shot is of my Second Life avatar, taken at the notorious beatnik hangout, The Pen.
I've also been doing experiments in drone and modular synth madness via Automatonism, under the name invisibl nudist, and my favourite of these is Choke Points Of Biography.
A Bandcamp store will be coming once I'm more confident in my music making ability.
Fan? Drop a note!